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Nasim Pedrad doing her Nicki Minaj impression was my favorite part.

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    • #SNL
    • #Beyonce
    • #Jay-Z
    • #Nicki Minaj
    • #Blue Ivy
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I love Bill Hader.
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I love Bill Hader.

    • #Bill Hader
    • #NBC
    • #SNL
  • 4 months ago
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This impression was so accurate.
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This impression was so accurate.

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    • #Kristen Wiig
    • #SNL
    • #Apocalypse
    • #Kim Cattrall
    • #Samantha
    • #Sex and the City
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I’m diggin her hair.
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I’m diggin her hair.

    • #Katy Perry
    • #SNL
  • 5 months ago
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I will love this man forever and always, no matter how much trouble he gets himself in.
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I will love this man forever and always, no matter how much trouble he gets himself in.

    • #Alec Baldwin
    • #Words with Friends
    • #SNL
    • #American Airlines
    • #Pilot
    • #SNL
    • #Weekend Update
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    • #Andy Samberg
    • #Bird-Man
    • #Katy Perry
    • #Matt Damon
    • #SNL
    • #Digital Short
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Me in the future.
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Me in the future.

    • #Kristen Wiig
    • #SNL
    • #Cats
    • #Alone
    • #Tea
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This impression made my day.
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This impression made my day.

    • #Kristen Wiig
    • #Apocalypse
    • #Kim Cattrall
    • #SNL
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Florence is so pretty.
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Florence is so pretty.

    • #Florence
    • #+ the Machine
    • #SNL
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angieblurb:

“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized  that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally  messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry  list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every  girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a  classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a  Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs  of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of  Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving  this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian  scientists to sabotage our athletes.” 
-Tina Fey.
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angieblurb:

“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

-Tina Fey.

Source: angieblurb

    • #beyonce
    • #body image
    • #celebs
    • #comedy
    • #jLO
    • #kim kardashian
    • #quotes
    • #snl
    • #tina fey
    • #humor
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I'm good at many things, but I am great at nothing. I play cello, piano, and I sing. I dig cooking and eating more than anyone. Oh yeah, and cats are pretty awesome.

Studying International Affairs and Business at the George Washington University in Washington, DC.
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